10 Rules For Hooking Up

Monday, August 3 | posted in | 4 comments





I was reading one of my favorite blogs The-Gayte-Keeper and it was an older article titled "Ask This Before Hooking Up." Which had to deal with hooking up with people via the Internet. But the art of hooking up in public places is still alive and there are t hings you must keep in mind right before you get into action and after you have fucked each others brains out

We all have those nights where we meet someone and it is intended to just be a hookup; nothing more.....nothing less. But there are always rules that we should remember when we are hooking up with someone. In my hay day all I did was hookup with people and wasn't looking for relationships. So here are some rules I lived by when I wanted to live the single life and enjoy the perks of sex with other single men. Here are 10 rules to keep you single and attachment free.



1. Always have condoms with you

Let's say you meet someone at a club and you do all this talking to them investing the time you could be dancing to New Boyz "You're A Jerk" and you end up going home with them and you do not have condoms!! Assuming the other person will only have protected sex....which is the way it should be then you are covered. You do not want to put your life at risk for a couple hours of pleasure.

2. They Should Be A Stranger

Do not go hooking up with your friends! That is just a mess waiting to happen. In the event you or the other person is clingy they could develop feelings really quickly and it is easier to let someone go if they are a stranger.


3. Do not give them your phone number

That is the last thing you need; someone calling you everyday like you are best friends when all you were meant to do is cum and go. This rule only applies if you are hooking up at a club.

4. Do not go to your place

If you can't get a quick motel or skeet skeet in the car then go home but if you can, keep them far away from your house. Why do you want some strange ass trick to be showing up at your house everyday trying to get some pipe?

5. Do not fall asleep

If you took this person back to your house or you are at their house you could wake up and see an ugly ass face looking at you. Not to mention they could have been going through your stuff while you were sleeping and now they know all about you when you were just a hookup.

6.Don't leave tracks

When you walk out you make sure you take absolutely everything with you. Do not leave anything what so ever.

7. Don't set the mood

Fool this is a hookup not a romantic date! Do not light candles and put scarves on lamp shades and prepare a tray of aphrodisiacs...Just get the dick.

8. Have some respect

Yeah you guys are going to be fucking like beasts but have some respect and do not treat them like whores you paid for. Make sure you both are at ease before you break into things. If you rush into things too quickly then that may be awkward and a turn off for some.

9. Don't Be Boyfriend #2 For The Night

If he is dating someone....move onto the next person. There are plenty of single men out there that you can hook up with.

10. Do not kiss them when you leave

Kissing them before you leave is a way of saying "I feel you" "This may have been something a little more than a hookup"

4 Responses So far
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Rob
on August 3, 2009 at 2:41 AM  

Thank you for the tips.

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Rob
on August 3, 2009 at 4:01 AM  

Thanks for the tips.

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thegayte-keeper
on August 3, 2009 at 10:10 AM  

INTERESTING SET OF RULES...

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thenakedblackguy
on August 10, 2009 at 8:10 PM  

I should have incorporated these rules long mothafuckin time ago...but I learned my lesson...and hope guys will follow these rules to avoid the fall outs as well!!

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