Take It Outside The Bedroom

Tuesday, September 1 | posted in | 2 comments

As we as women and gay bottoms are slaves to the penis, there are times where we get bored with it. Of course your man is getting pleasure but he is still going to get bored overtime as well.

So here is a list of 20 places that you can have sex at that will add some spice to your sex game and make things a bit more adventurous.

Sex on the sofa....

How often do we think that the bed is way too soft and flimsy and too low to the ground...well you can have sex on the couch over the arms of the couch....Perfect for mounting!

Sex in the car....

Of course the larger the vehicle the better and you have so many things that you can be sat on, bent over, straddle etc.

Sex in the pool...

While you two are fucking and making that sploshing noise the water is going to be moving back and forth around both your sex parts but that is an interesting sensation. I am sure you women and bottoms are thinking "Sure I can do without the chlorine douche." A big plus with the water is that water relaxes and soothes the body so for those of you who are always too tense the pool may be the best option for you.

Sex on the train...

Sex in motion is hot in general. For those who just like to lay there and do nothing, the motion from the moving train will masque that.

Sex in the woods...

Lay that booty down on the grass as the ants crawl up your ass crack lol. Sex in the woods can be a little itchy to be quite honest but it fulfills your need for voyeurism.

Sex in a nightclub...

Find you a spot in a corner or next to a wall and have your top behind you so that means more than likely you will both be standing up or the bottom can be bending over but if you are worried about getting caught then you better keep the rhythm or else you will begetting some glances.

Sex on the beach....

There was a reason this was just always the most popular. There is something about the sound of the waves crashing ashore or the feeling of soft sand on your back as hes beating it in while on top.

Sex in the elevator....

Going down please! Best to find an old elevator with a STOP button so you aren't getting caught. You will have a few minutes before you can get rescued by someone so get in that ass and get out asap.

Sex in the fitting room...

Now you can fuck in that $400 Hugo Boss jacket you always wanted and not even pay a cent. It is best to find a place that has a wall and door that goes from floor to ceiling so you do not get caught.

Sex at the work place... [take note...u know who u are]

I can see it now, you checking out things on your computer pants unzipped and dick slinging. Give your man oral sex under the desk for a stress reliever to a 8 hour day. If it is good enough for our first black president [Clinton] then it is good enough for you. If you aren't a fan of semen in your mouth this may not be for you because you need as little mess as possible.

2 Responses So far
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*DELLA!
on September 1, 2009 at 8:14 AM  

i dont have sex!

i spend my days praying!

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bfears
on December 3, 2009 at 3:02 AM  

" If you aren't a fan of semen in your mouth this may not be for you because you need as little mess as possible. " lmao classic!

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