Food That Makes You Horny As Hell

Thursday, September 17 | posted in | 1 comments



Food offers more than just nutrients to ones body. They add fat and can also make you horny. Of course not every food is going to make you want to get some pipe. So take out your grocery list and add these foods if you are wanting to get laid this weekend.

So the night you invite that hot piece of thing over then make sure you have one if not all of these foods in stock at your home if you are trying to get lucky without being so obvious about it.




Licorice
Ever wondered why you get so turned on in the movie theater?? Its because liquorice increases the blood flow to your naughty bits

Vanilla and Vanilla Ice Cream

The calcium and phosphorus found in Vanilla ice cream can build your muscles' energy reserves, boost your libido as well make your orgasm more intense. Not only that but the scent of a vanilla bean stimulates your nerves and puts you in the mood.

Spicy Chili Peppers

There is a chemical found in chili peppers called capsaicin. That is the chemical that heats things up when you PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH. But this chemical increases your blood circulation and stimulates all of the nerve endings and will result in you being turned on.

More foods that make you horny after the jump....


Asparagus
Known as the oldest aphrodisiac in the books. It contains Vitamin E which stimulates the production of sex hormones. It has been known to increase swelling in your naughty parts but do not expect to go from 6 to 16" overnight!


Chocolate and Strawberries
This sexy snack packs twice as much power with the ability to release the same hormone people release during sex as well as vitamin C that boost your libido.


Pomegranate
Plain and simple this food has a ton of antioxidants which increase the blood flow to all parts of the body...including the man meat


Red Wine
Not only does it taste delicious and gets you tipsy as hell, the antioxidants help boost the blood flow and improve circulation while having sex.


Saffron
Saffron is known as an antidepressant as well as a pain blocker. So if you cannot handle your partners giant one eyed snake then this should help you out. Picrcrocin is also found in saffron and can make ones body very sensitive to the touch.


Sirloin Steak
We all know that meat packs protein and zinc. Steak will result in boosted dopamine, heightened sensitivity as well as a reduction of prolactin [a mood killing hormone]


Bananas
This delectable fruit are filled with potassium and Vitamin B which produce those oh so vital sex hormones. As well as vital in muscle strength and you know what that means when your muscles are tight especially in the booty and snatch. INTENSITY!!!


Watermelon
Citrulline [amino acid] found in watermelon can increase the amount of nitric oxide in your body which results in relaxed blood vessels and an increase of blood circulation.


Honey
Not only does this taste good in your Tea but the B vitamins enhance your estrogen and testosterone levels.


Celery
The raunchy veggie contains male hormones and it has been proven to arouse people who are attracted to men


Oysters
Seafood isn't just for the lesbians anymore!! Oysters have iodine as well as zinc and those two will boost body temperature and respiration [bringing oxygen to cells] and can boost testosterone.


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Urban_Grandeur
on September 18, 2009 at 10:42 PM  

LMAOOO I luv ya lil' informative posts!!!! But I want to know.....how did you get that little widget at the bottom of your page?

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